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Ashley: la la la la la...
Moi: ...al al al al al
Ashley: BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Moi: aaa!
Ashley: MWHA MWHA HAHAHA!!!
Moi: aaaaaaa! *runs*
Ashley: dude... i was bored and joking
Moi: *runs back* okay!
Ashley: come! join in my laughter!
Moi: ok! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Ashley: MW MW MW MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Moi: MWA GA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA
Ashley: GWBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Moi: Nyick nyick nyiiick!
Ashley: NNNIII!!!
Moi: NIIII! NI NI NI NI!
Ashley: ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni
Moi: Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv!
Ashley: good god...
Moi: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Ashley: of course!
Moi: *ponders*
Ashley: they can be carried
Moi: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries!
Ashley: No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
Moi: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
Ashley: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already!
Moi: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters!!
Ashley: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!
Moi: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Ashley: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!
Moi: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us!
Ashley: We want... a shrubbery!
Moi: A shrubbery?
Ashley: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Moi: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Ashley: It could grip it by the husk!
Moi: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut
Ashley: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Moi: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Ashley: Please!
Moi: Am I right?
Ashley: I'm not interested!
Moi: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Ashley: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Moi: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Ashley: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Moi: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
Ashley: Oh, yeah.
Moi: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
Ashley: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
Moi: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Ashley: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
Moi: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Ashley: Well, why not?
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